Monday, July 26, 2004

Our Celebrities are Better than Their Celebrities

Let's see, we have:

Ben Affleck
Matt Damon
Alec Baldwin
Ben Stiller
Jack Black
Gwyneth Paltrow
Robert DeNiro
Leonardo DiCaprio
Mary J Blige
Andre 3000
Dave Matthews
Dave Grohl
Liz Phair
The Dixie Chicks (or at least Natalie)
Meryl Streep
Chevy Chase
Whoopi Goldberg
Wyclef Jean
Bon Jovi
Meg Ryan
James Gandolfini
Steve Buscemi
Barbra Streisand
Neil Diamond
Paul Newman
Jessica Lange
John Mellencamp
John Leguizamo
Jamie Foxx
Martin Sheen
Patti LaBelle
Danny DeVito
James Taylor
Carly Simon
Robert Redford
Robin Williams
Quincy Jones
Sheryl Crow (what about her boyfriend, Lance Armstrong?)
Scarlett Johansson
Christina Applegate

They have:
Pat Boone
a bunch of crappy country singers
Tom Selleck
Bruce Willis
Chuck Norris
Jessica Simpson
Shannon Doherty
(and maybe some others who haven't come out yet for Bush, like Kelsey Grammar, Dennis Miller, Dennis Hopper, Drew Carey, Patricia Heaton, Roseanne, Danny Aiello, Robert Duvall and of course Mel Gibson)

Hmmm...let me see. Who would I choose? Wyclef Jean or Jessica Simpson? Robert DeNiro or Tom Selleck? Meryl Streep or Shannon Doherty?

Yep. I think our celebrities are better than their celebrities.


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