Incompetent LosersI thought this was interesting -- portraying the Republicans as losers who can't and won't:
President Loser: Let us count the things that were lost on Bush's watch, then let us hang them around his neck, like big French medals. He immediately lost the budget surplus. Then he lost the World Trade Center. Damn near lost the Pentagon too. Then he lost America's moral standing in the world. He lost an entire American city---New Orleans. Nobody's ever lost a whole American city before. Then, he lost the War in Iraq.
Loot and Pollute defines all their policies. Loot Iraq, and leave a disaster behind. Loot the treasury and leave deficits behind. Pollute the air, pollute the water, just so that this month's Enron can get their loot.
The National Incompetence Party. They can't run a war. They can't run an economy. They can't reinforce the levees when the hurricanes are coming. They can't reconstruct an American city. They can't reconstruct a foreign country they bombed to bits. They can't negotiate an international coalition. They can't create jobs. They can't balance a budget. They can't even avoid being indicted.
Here's the whole thing.