Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Coronation, Day Two

Of course I did not watch but this is what I've gleaned:

1) The Bush girls (Princess Jenna and Princess Not-Jenna) were awful; ditzy dweebs who should not have been on stage
2) Laura Bush has obviously had botox treatments and is a Stepford wife
3) Laura Bush bashed gays
4) Elizabeth Dole bashed gays
5) Ahnold praised Nixon, which all by itself makes me wretch, and then said that those who criticize the Bush economic "plan" are "girly men"

So much for compassionate conservatism.

Great line on The Daily Show: Stephen Colbert's assessment of the Republican Convention: "Jon, to call this convention a little manipulative is like calling Marcel Marceau a little quiet."


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